May 2012
likewhiskeyandwine:
shotguncolfer:
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SO-OHHo-ON
THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DO-ONE
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEEEST
DON’T YOU
CRY
NO
MORE
When people leave the cinema before the end of the...
spacecowboybriony:
sleipnir-lokison:
When you wait til the end, and the the bloody cinema DOESN’T PLAY THE AFTER BIT.
Not cool, man. Not cool.
Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
everytime i want to lose weight
me: ugh ive gotten so fat
me: i should lose weight
me: but how?
me: ill eat less!
me: *sees a pack of cookies*
me: no..i..i cant
cookies: you know you want to ;)
cookies: come here,we'll have fun
me: ..but..but..
cookies: shh..just come
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Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
weaponizedwit:
greatbriton:
when hemsworth cuts his hair off my soul is going to die.
just sayin
2 tags
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a...
aladdinsfuturewife:
I... just don't want to do anything... the rest of...
Hi. My url is betchplease2 and I am a tumblr addict.
frickingloki:
sassy-gay-karkat:
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
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Police: Anything you say can and will be held against you
Me: Jeremy Renner
Thanks for following me the-wallflower-garden!
Is it bad that I treat my cat like he’s a baby…? I really do… and he’s like… 8… which is like… 40… in cat years… weird…
Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your...
most-awkward-moments:
if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.
Reblog if you're a fangirl.
The notes
We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of tecnologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every freaking show.
1 tag
My blogging has taken me to the point where I have...
Ugh I need to leave my room and eat something but I don’t want to leave tumblr and pause my music and walk and move and do physical activity. But food…
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animorphz:
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
cocksandklainebows:
orgarren:
orgarren:
if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat
so uh- reblog this please xoxo
Please she told me I need 10k
#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg
COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!
YOU NEED CATS!