One of the best movies I’ve ever watched in my life.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
people who can draw a star without having crossing lines in the middle really have their life together
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
Asoiaf Meme: [3/3] colors - Green
How to tie a scarf
my whole life is just “oh ok”
Hey America, guess what the date is?
Pretty much everyone!
“If you don’t like where you are, move on. You are not a tree.” — Unknown (via cexjay)
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
how do i tell someone i don’t care without sounding like i don’t care
This line has never made any sense to me
*clears throat and pulls out binder labeled The Sound of Music Explained*
Captain von Trapp is used to calling the shots around his house. Now, Maria has come into his house and blatantly disobeyed his orders, taking authority for herself. He, seeing now that she has this authority, has subconsciously recognized it and blurts out the line in question because he’s flustered and angry
and distracted by a soaking wet nun.
That’s why she makes that face. She knows she’s gaining something here, she’s got some serious respect from the man who was originally going to summon her via whistle. Now they both know that she knows that they are on a level playing field and that he is actually listening to what she is saying he just doesn’t want to hear it.
*puts away binder and dusts hands* Thank you and good night.
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole